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Star Wars Continuity... by xanykaos Star Wars Continuity... by xanykaos
...And one day, it hit me.

For the record, I like Luke. He's great. He starts out all whiny and he ends storming into Jabba's palace like he own the place and calmly saying "You will let mah friend's go, o' I'm gonna feed you that fat@$$ tail o' yo's, bee-yotch." And even when he is stil whiny little school-boy, he's a likeable character because he's not always whiny or demanding.

Anakin on the other hand...*shudder* I hated him as a child, and I despise him as an adolescent. Darth Vader has always rocked my socks. But Anakin just...sucks. What's the point in watching a character fall into darkness if we really don't give a d*** about him to begin with? Is his constant, @$$hat style persuing of Amidala supposed to endear him to us? Rant rant rant and so on.

ANYwayyyyy... Yeah. Sorry that Ani's not quoting the movie, but in all honesty, I could only make myself watch it the once, and this was the main gist of his lines, right? It's probably the most fun I've had with cell-style shading before. Yay. And scribbly-photoshop backgrounds because MacHall was my bread-and-butter for a few years.
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Hopewec Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
it was the actor, now if Heath Ledger did Anakin he would have made it great!  could you image him going to Obiwan and saying 'why so serious?'
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SurrealBrain Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014
WOOAAAAoooooAAAAAAHHHH! (echo, echo, echo...)

I never would have guessed.
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Machaeus Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student Writer
Rofl waffle :D
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34A7B Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014
...mother of God...
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tsumefan2 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
i see where he got his whiny attitude from XD
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Linkzilla Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
Well you can't really blame them for being Frustrated.
I mean - Luke was stuck on a sand farm...A SAND FARM! On a planet with TWO Suns and NO Women! He was bored out of his mind!
And Anakin - it's a really painful thing to know that you're just so much better than everyone else, but someone is trying to keep you down.
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Toon-Girl-Abby Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
And he was a slave as a kid, on top of that. In the very sandy planet with 2 suns and no women except his mother. Lucky him he was picked as a kid to be a jedi or else... Or maybe not so much...
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Mrtrainfreak12 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Student Filmographer
:rofl:

Tv Tropes sent me. :XD: Narm obsession is a weird addiction I have. Even more so of Star Wars kind
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JadeHunterKato Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XD
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RoninHunt0987 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XDDD pfft
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NessFan123 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013
Episode 3 is the only good movie of the prequels. Even then, it is a love it or hate it thing. Oh, and Anakin was not as annoying in the Clone Wars cartoon that got CANCELLED like MANY others because Cartoon Network does not think we have gotten tired of MORE Johnny Test...
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Obiwanspadawan Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ahahahaha, it's so true! I love it!
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xXAMemetic-EngineBXx Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Student General Artist
Narmy narm narm narmy narmy narm narm narmmmmmy. :XD:

Oh I found this picture when scoping TvTropes over Narm and I just couldn't help but say narm so much. :XD:
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Mrtrainfreak12 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
Same here!
TvTropes and Narm FTW
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xXAMemetic-EngineBXx Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student General Artist
:XD:
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Mrtrainfreak12 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
Also after watching Rifftrax's version of the Star Wars films, I can never looked at them the same way again

"Anikan, You're breaking my heart!"

"NOOOOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOO!!!"
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xXAMemetic-EngineBXx Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student General Artist
Really? What did he saw on Jar Jar and the Gungans?
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Mrtrainfreak12 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
I remember Bill Corrlet or however you spell his name Throwing up for 5 minutes as Jar Jar spoke if I remember correctly (no really he did)
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xXAMemetic-EngineBXx Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student General Artist
You kidding, right?
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:iconmrtrainfreak12:
Mrtrainfreak12 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Filmographer
No I'm not
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Wheat-Os Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
Anikin: *mocking tone* "It's all obi-wans fault! He just jealous! I'm the chosen one! Blahblahblahblahbitchbitchbitchbitch......"
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jeffreythefox1012 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
i like him in the clone wars cartoons WAY better
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Kronosam Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
lol!! love it!!
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doodlebugRP Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Student
Made my day!
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Harbige12 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I came here from TVTropes.
Star Wars is filled with whiny lines like this. I liked how you parodied something my friends were usually never aware about.
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zxczxczbfg Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2013
Narm!
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L1701E Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
As Kevin Smith said, that was the whole point. Vader started out as an emo kid with issues.
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mando-christian Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
hahaha thats awesome!
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firedanceryote Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
Oh kriff I was just ranting about this exact thing. At least Luke outgrows his whiny side... Anakin however... e_e
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RedCastorPollux1138 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I liked the Anakin from the new Clone Wars animated series MUCH better than in the movies.
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MightyKombat Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
I was just about to say, Luke gets shitloads better in Return. He still had that one moment in Empire. "You'll find I'm full of surpises!"
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Herokiller12344 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012
As a hardcore Star Wars fan.


I approve.
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ministerfrollo Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
These faces are amazing.
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DragonGirl4835 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah just cuz he doesn't get to be called "Master" doesn't mean you flip out and go to the Dark side!!
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I-am-not-a-fruitloop Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Seriously! Anakin gets to serve on the Jedi Council, and he gets all whiny because he doesn't get called 'Master Anakin' by Jedi who actually deserve the title...
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Darthbane2007 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
I wonder if the females are the same way?
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orangevbnin Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
Clever. I love Anakin but I hate how bitchy he is in the movies, which is why I watch The Clone Wars. ;)
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Shadowessa Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2011
Agreed! Anakin is so freaking annoying in the movies, but insanely cool in The Clone Wars. I wish George would have done a better job with the prequels. The could have been so much better...
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kepulver Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
explains soooooo much....
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Fireiceprincess87 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011
ur funny.
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CittyCat105 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2011
this just made me laugh. so much. i love it
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Prodigious-Singleton Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Anakin doesn't suck. George Lucas does. Throw away the prequels, and just remember what Obi-Wan said in A New Hope: "He was the best starpilot in the galaxy and a cunning warrior. And he was a good friend." Obviously, the prequels forgot to show all that stuff, so they can rot along with Twilight.

Anyway, sorry about the rant. Great artwork.
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Shadowessa Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
Yeah, it's interesting to note how different Anakin is in The Clone Wars compared to the films. I hated him in the films too. I thought he was childish and annoying and I couldn't see how he turned into the badass Darth Vader. Watching The Clone Wars rectified George Lucas's awful writing and Hayden Christensen's bad acting. Anakin seems like they described him in the originals: a great pilot, a cunning warrior, (a little impatient/reckless), and a good man. :)
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rosebloodfaerie Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2011
XD hahahahaha awesome.
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JohnnyPenn Featured By Owner May 4, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Dude, I think you're right.
For the record, I din't find Anakin as annoying as Luke with the whiney. I like Luke a lot and he grows out of it pretty fast, but you gotta remember, he's 17-ish in the movie and because of recent 17-yrd behavior in my home - not me, my brother - I'd rather listen to Luke whine than my own brother being a bitch. :)

Anyway, Luke grows out of it fast. Anakin ont he other hand...I agree with you. I didn't really care much for him, I like Vader...but, Anakin is more bratty than Luke.
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GreedLin Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Student Writer
Now I like Revenge of the Sith and hate New Hope, but this is funny
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LoudSkies Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Scrolled down the page, everyone seems to hate Anakin :D Maybe it's the fact that I grew up watching the Star Wars movies (over, and over, and over, and over, mind you), that makes me not so opposed to Anakin. If anything, it's not the character's fault, but the actor's/director's. However, like I said, I adore Anakin. Hmm... I do hate Luke though, I have no idea why. That scene with the whole iconic "I am your father"... that - if you rewatch and really focus on Luke's face... It's pretty bad over-acting. :D Erm, little rant of my own, sorry.
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Browncoat1969 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
It wasn't so much Anakin as it was Hayden Christensen that was the problem, I watched Jumper and came to the conclusion that he just can't act
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BloodWolfGurl Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Its not Anakin's fault the movies sucked in portraying him :XD: it's George Lucus! Now, if it were directed and the script written by a GOOD director... well, he wouldn't suck so bad then I bet :XD:
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Darkmesna Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
I was always wondering if anyone was sharing the same issues i had with Anikan, that Emo Skywalker...
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